zamii070:

hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.

zamii070:

hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.

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e-pic:

I will always adore Jamie Beck and Kevin Burg’s cinemagraphs. Too good. 

(Source: barisgultekin)

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It was a complex, dark role. I didn’t get the notices because I was pretty. I wasn’t the leading man. I wasn’t a love interest. It wasn’t for those things. It was for my acting and singing abilities. It put me in a different arena.”

(Source: now-at-punkwarren)

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

aradia0u0megiido:

sylph-o-spooky:

sylph-o-spooky:

so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB

HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO THE FUCK OWNED IT FOR MONTHS AND EVERY CALLED IT THE DICK GHOST OH MY GUCKIGN GO D

let this die in peace

Someone needs to continue this tradition

(Source: callipop)

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itsdlevy:

I just pictured Elaine arriving in Heaven and barking, “Outta my way, Ethel, there’s a new Rose in town. I’ve been waiting all my life to play this part.” And then I started crying again.

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africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

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skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Marry me.

(Source: deanwincherter)

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micdotcom:

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madeofflecksoflight:

sondhymen:

This is the most intense recording of this song I’ve ever heard. Jennifer Holliday absolutely kills it during her final performance of Dreamgirls on Broadway (12/4/1982)! 

Girl… How you still have vocal folds? Like… This is amazing but I swear the applause we hear is just her vocal folds slapping together just slightly harder than when she’s singing.

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